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Ciao my Courgettes!
I was a bit silent lately. I don't think you missed me.
We've been dealing with promotion etc...it's a tough job.
Let's fill the gap. Some interesting sex facts:
- Americans spend twice as much money on pornography as they do on biscuits.
- Inside the female body, sperm cells can survive for up to nine days.
-More than 50% of all cheating wives choose married men as their lovers.
-When having sex, black women are 50% more likely to reach orgasm than white women.
-It's possible to relieve depression through masturbation.
Don't I love you. Yes I do.
By for now. Chef

Brain Kebab Today's Specials
Brief history Hi!

I won't take long to give you a little potted history of BrainKebab. We started in 2001, way before Google, Facebook and You Tube...and before any of us had heard of ADSL or Broadband. We had 40,000 hits a month when the web hosting company started to charge way, way too much for the honour. So BrainKebab's creator, Ufuk, had to take down BrainKebab temporarily but when it went back up, without his clever web designer friend around, many of the links weren't working and the hits dwindled away. Click here to see the historic crap version of BrainKebab.

Ufuk meanwhile got published in 21 countries, represented other artists and designers until finally he decided to get round to reviving one of his favourite creations - BrainKebab. This time he wanted it to be madder and badder than ever before so for the last year he's given up all other distractions (well almost) and bribed the best designers in the industry with little more than coffee and cookies and kebabs. We hope you like his new baby and it would make us very happy if you pee your pants laughing.

Head Chef


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